Air Ministry Survival Guide

THE PERFECT STOCKING FILLER for anyone who thinks they'd survive the world's most hostile environments - or at least imagine they could do.

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First issued to British airmen in the 1950s the beautifully illustrated Air Ministry Survival Guide provides invaluable practical tips and instruction on how to keep calm and carry on in any hostile environment.

Whether you're lost in the desert, arctic, jungle, or adrift on the open ocean, you'll be better off armed with sensible advice on how to:

- Build a structurally sound igloo
- Pull faces to prevent frostbite (and when to expect bits to fall off should you fail)
- Fashion a mask to prevent snowblindness
- Make a hat out of seat cushions
- Behave in the event of meeting hostile locals
- Stay safe from poisonous reptiles and insects
- Use a 'fire thong'
- Punch man-eating sharks (which are cowards)

UMPLENTUL DE STOCARE PERFECT pentru oricine crede ca va supravietui celor mai ostile medii din lume - sau cel putin isi inchipuie ca ar putea face asta. ----- Eliberat pentru prima data aviatorilor britanici in anii 1950, ghidul de supravietuire a ministrului aerian frumos ilustrat ofera sfaturi practice nepretuite si instructiuni despre cum sa pastrati calmul si sa continuati in orice mediu ostil. Fie ca va pierdeti in desert, jungla sau in deriva pe oceanul liber, veti fi mai bine inarmati cu sfaturi sensibile despre cum sa: - Construiti un iglu solid din punct de vedere structural - Trageti fetele pentru a preveni degeraturile (si cand sa va asteptati sa cada bucati daca nu reusiti) - Moda o masca pentru a preveni orbirea zapezii - Faceti o palarie din pernele scaunelor - Comportati-va in cazul intalnirii localnicilor ostili - Ramaneti in siguranta impotriva reptilelor otravitoare si a insectelor - Folositi o „curea de foc” - Punch rechini care mananca barbati (care sunt lasi)